How to deal with an Ex-Boyfriend

So here is some advice for the ladies--on how to deal with an ex boyfriend. Why be all sad and depressed when you can deal with it in a fun way. Here is some advice...
1. Be one of the guys--You know how your boyfriends are always like, "Why don't you like my friends...blah blah blah,"? Well I know you probably would rather have your own boyfriend back, but why not start from scratch? Go somewhere where him and all his friends hang out and ask his buddies to play pool or darts...that'll drive him nuts.
2. Ignore him and go on with your life--You know how you tell a little boy to go to his room when he has been naughty and you ignore him when he is pouting...well the same goes for dealing with an ex boyfriend. Ignore him and do things you did before you ever started dating him...going out and having fun will make him feel as though he doesn't exist
3. Feel good and look good--besides making him wonder what the hell he was thinking when breaking up with you, you'll attract other people to you too :)
4. He is your ex for a reason-- you know the saying "if it's meant to be then it will be?" Well as much as I hate to admit it, it is somewhat true...you broke up for a reason and whether it's a big deal or not, if your meant to be in the future, you will meet up again.
5. Don't call or text him--THE BIG NO NO! Why would you want him to know you care? Don't give him the satisfaction. Make him sweat...and eventually your urge to call or text will go away...